Will The Last Worm Leaving the Palouse Please Turn Out the Lights?

By Tom Forbes | 07/02/09 | 12:45 PM EDT | 3 Comments

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They're baaaaacckkkk:

Friends of the Clearwater, Center for Biological Diversity, Palouse Prairie Foundation, Palouse Audubon and Palouse Group of Sierra Club filed a petition today with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service requesting that the agency protect the giant Palouse earthworm as an endangered species. The earthworm has been found only four times in the past 110 years, including in 2005, and is immediately threatened by agriculture, urban sprawl, and invasive earthworms.

Predictably, it's all Dubya's fault:

Under the Bush administration, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service rejected a previous petition from the groups to protect the earthworm, arguing that there was not enough information about the species. This move was typical of the administration, which adamantly opposed protecting species under the Endangered Species Act. Indeed, the administration protected only 62 species in eight years, compared to 522 species protected under the Clinton administration. In submitting the new petition, the groups provided additional information demonstrating the extreme rarity of, and severe threats to, the species.

Actually, the original petition to list the giant Palouse earthworm as an endangered species was COMPLETELY LACKING IN ANY HARD SCIENTIFIC DATA.   No one has any clue how many giant Palouse earthworms there may be left.  They could all be gone or there could be billions.  No one has any idea where their habitat may be.  There is also absolutely no indication that man's activities have harmed them or that other earthworms introduced by man have caused a decline in their population.  A petition to list the giant Palouse unicorn or Bigfoot as endangered species would have virtually as much scientific merit.

But, of course, the real issue here is that Palouse leftist wackos want to stop all growth in the region.  The declining aquifer excuse has thus far failed to do it, so now they will invoke the heavy hand of the federal government to do it instead.  New car dealership?  New golf course?  New "sprawl mall?"  New "cookie cutter" housing development?  You can guarantee that our liberal fascists and their NIMBY allies will ensure the planned site is a critical habitat for the giant Palouse earthworm.

We're going to have to push back on this one HARD, folks. 

TAGS: Giant Palouse Earthworm, Friends of the Clearwater, Center for Biological Diversity, Palouse Prairie Foundation, Audobon Society, Sierra Club

 

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 I saw a TV program about

I saw a TV program about this mythical creature! It was huge, and ended up eating the whole town, and...

Oh, wait, that was a GIANT ALASKAN BULL WORM in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Makes almost as much sense.

Not that I want to interject common sense into this discussion or anything, but has anyone actually seen one of these critters, or are they more like pink bunnies and magical unicorns? Another fig newton of our homogenization... LOL

Submitted by Jeff Williams on Thu, 07/02/09 - 02:52 PM » | Print
 
 
PARD

Giant Palouse earthworm = Pard Mascot! Wonder if they can get a big costume for the lentil festival, like that stupid Tase T. lentil costume?

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/02/09 - 02:54 PM » | Print
 
 
Planet Dune.

Anyone see the movie or read Frank Herbert's book "Dune"?  The locals on the planet Dune ride the "Giant Worms".  Maybe we can utilize the Giant Palouse worm for transportation purposes.

On a serious note: has anyone actually seen one of these worms?  Is this some sort of local myth like "the Lochness Monster" or "Sasquatch" or "universal healthcare"?

Submitted by Satanic Mechanic on Thu, 07/02/09 - 07:32 PM » | Print
 

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