The legislature is a bigger distraction than my cell phone.

But, just to be safe...to keep my wife from being distracted by my seven-year-old in the backseat, when having to look over her shoulder or in the rear-view mirror, I also purchased my daughter a cell phone and bluetooth headset, so the two of them can safely communicate with each other while in the car.

Perhaps someone should author some legislation to mandate that which I have done by choice.

To see some other pithy nanny-state posts, check out Fleischman and Spence at the FlashReport.