This past week, Rush Limbaugh marked his 20-year anniversary behind the golden EIB microphone. America's truth detector has amassed a huge following with his informative, entertaining style.

Friday's program featured a number of congratulatory calls from friends and fans alike. The highlight of the show was an unexpected call from President Bush who, after a few words, passed the phone off to his father who then turned it over to son, Jeb. The elder Bush needled Rush on his golf game, telling him to slow down in his back swing. It's not often you get two presidents and a governor on the line and Maha Rushy was genuinely thrilled.

Rush recently signed an unprecedented $400 million contract which will keep him on the air through 2016. This is great news for millions of loyal ditto-heads and a crushing disappointment for liberals who have yet to come up with a viable counter to conservative's lovable fuzz-ball.

Mega-dittos, Rush!