Oh, baby, now he's really pulling out all the stops!

A few weeks ago when he announced his upcoming Jobs Summit at the White House, a lot of people made fun of President Obama.

What those critics obviously didn't realize was how he was going to put his skills together to organize the community-- the entire, um, national community, I guess-- to join in this jobs summit and come up with solutions to "get America working again." Oh, yeah... he's cooking with gas now! Read this beauty from WhiteHouse.gov:

This Thursday, the President is hosting a discussion at the White House to explore every possible avenue for job creation and get ideas from CEOs, small business owners, economists, financial experts, labor union representatives, nonprofit groups and regular Americans who have felt the impact of this economic crisis firsthand.

But you don’t need to be at the event in DC to participate.  Today we’re announcing nationwide community job forums that will run from November 30th through December 13th.  These discussions, among neighbors, co-workers and friends, will be a source of insights and ideas that will inform the President’s approach to job creation.  Through WhiteHouse.gov, hosts can upload the results of their discussions. Back here at the White House, we’ll compile the feedback into a report that will be sent to the Oval Office for review.

Let us know if you are interested in organizing a jobs forum in your community, and we’ll follow up with discussion questions and other materials to make your event as productive as possible. We’re not able to offer an events center where you can find events already happening, so if you haven’t heard of one in your area, start your own and reach out to your network for participants.

No matter how you slice it: you're pathetic, Mr. President.

Either you really don't have the first clue about how an economy grows (which, pssst, is already plainly apparent) and you really need our help, OR, you think we're all idiots-- that we're going to believe we're all going to get together, submit to you thousands of proposals that you will then review, cobble together and implement.

Good bleeping grief.

We know you're going to hike taxes on the wealthy through healthcare, hike taxes on all of us through cap-and-trade, boost the death tax, pass another "stimulus" plan to pass more chits to your union buddies and generally regulate this economy to death if you're not stopped.

Actually, I have the perfect suggestion for you, and I didn't even need to coffee klatch with anyone! Here it is:

Are you well-versed in your Seinfeld episodes, Mr. President? How about the one where George landed a sweet job with the Yankees and started really scoring with the ladies? Do you remember why things started going so right for him?

On the economy, Mr. President: do the opposite.

"If every instinct you have is wrong..."